PLEASE : don't read on if your easily offended or squeamish.
So I asked my Friends, does it hurt when you have a vasectomy? No they answered, were they lying? YES!
When I left the surgery today walking like John Wayne I was handed a little doggie bag, Whats in the bag, my wife asked? My testicles I replied after the pain I have just encountered.
Honestly I could not believe the PAIN, have you ever had an electric shock? well that is what it was like, an electric shock through my testicles. I had a great time telling the 2 nurses and the doc all about my job and how interesting it is, he then asked me tell me more about how your job works?
I work for a group of churches followed by F&*^%K me! I was so embarrassed to swear at the top of my voice but IT HURT!!!!
No driving or heavy lifting for me for 3 days! more like no nothing for me for 3 days.
Don't believe anyone who tells you it does not hurt because IT DOES.
5 comments:
You get to keep them? Are they in like a little jar or something? Have a massive hug cos that does sound painful.
so, what's in the bag?
Sorry MMP I forgot to say what was in the bag -
Two condoms
Two Scoops
Two Bottles
Two envelopes
Two Bandages
and some friendly advice.
Dennis,
your blog posts don't have dates When did you do this? Sorry about the pain, but if more people were considerate as you the world would be less over populated and more educated!
I do know something about the pain I had a C-section with both girls you did Sha a great turn taking this on!
Hey Amanda, It was 3 weeks ago and im still in pain. I didnt notice the date thing ill go sort it.
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